Time to use my stupid human toilet once again. I squat down and blast a thick, smelly turd directly into his gaping, terrified mouth. The second it hits, he recoils in panic, scrambling backward like the pathetic coward he is. But there's no mercy here; the toilet started to back up, so I had to use my big, smelly ass to shove the shit down his throat and help to flush out all my filthy... defective toilets like you make me angry.